When will we apologize to the religious and admit Satan made us spread those lies, and that of course a man in the sky with a grey robe and a long white beard made the human being out of clay?
What are we waiting for?
Members of the religious right, on behalf of the 90% of the human race who has been spreading this lie about Evolution and man having a genetic ancestor from a monkey, I'm sorry, we were decieved by Satan, DNA - there really isn't any DNA its a trick you can't see it even all those microscopes they are faked,
so I'm very sorry please accept my apology.
2007-01-18 23:49:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I smell something...I think it is...sarcasm. That's it! I smell sarcasm.
2007-01-19 04:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could at least appreciate your better than average ability with sarcasm, if you would get your statistics closer to the truth. Unfortunately for you 90% is way too high for the believers in Evolution. Get off the college campus and you will find that less than 40% of people believe in it. I don't think there is that many students to jump the stats up that much
As for DNA you should look at the latest scientific findings in mapping DNA. You might not like them.
2007-01-18 23:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by mark g 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For a split second I thought you had lost your friggin mind. Then I remembered who this is lol
I wonder if Gravity was ever considered a religion. Or if the Church thought Galileo was starting a new religion? I thought people were joking when they were saying Evolution is a religion and that it takes Faith to believe in it. I just can't see where they get that. Not unless they think it takes Faith to believe in Math. Or maybe they think Gravity won't work unless they have Faith in it first? That would make everything a Religion then.
Why can't people see this isn't a logical way of approaching this?
2007-01-18 23:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by Kithy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It does take an enormous amount of something other than faith to believe that the DNA code is the result of an accident due to an explosion of nothing caused by nothing billions of years ago.
Samuel F.B. Morse is the inventor of the morse code.
Time + chance is the inventor of the DNA code.
Is this science ? This is supposed to be reasoning and logic. ?
True Christians are sensible enough to admit that something as complex as the DNA code could not have made itself.
Show N Tell
2007-01-19 00:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by ccttct l 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. On behalf of the blinkered, stultified religious right, I accept your apology. I think, now that we're back on track to return to the glorious days of the 11th Century, we can give up all of our sinful ways and become serfs again. We can have a serfin' safari.
2007-01-19 00:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When it all comes down to it, there really are only two choices to believe in. Either the universe came from a Supreme Being, or it came from nothing. Both take faith to believe, and neither one can be proven with science. Evolutionists have to exept it sooner or later.
2007-01-19 07:17:43 · answer #6 · answered by Space-v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan has decieved you. He's making you spread lies right now.
2007-01-18 23:58:38 · answer #7 · answered by Ghost Wolf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
evolution is not a religion but the christians will try and turn anything into a religion to try and have a go at the atheists but it will never work
2007-01-18 23:57:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least it would be a religion founded on fact and solid evidence which would make it unique.
2007-01-19 00:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim, Jim, Jim.......though exhibiting highly evolved logic, your grammer still is in need (see first paragraph). Sooooo...o.k., apology accepted.
2007-01-19 05:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by ikwya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When someone comes up with holidays and rituals associated with it.
2007-01-18 23:59:11 · answer #11 · answered by kaplah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋