~THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MANIC-DEPRESSION~
1.Thou shalt not blame everything on chemical imbalance.
2.Thou shalt avoid high places and sharp objects when on eitherextreme of the mood spectrum.
3.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's shiny trinkets.
4.Thou shalt not trust any shrink who writes thee up a prescriptionafter the first 15 minutes.
5.Thou shalt not beat up anyone while on a manic fit, no matter howmuch ye really want to, or how much they deserve it.
6.Thou shalt indulge in immaturity whenever the urge strikes thee. 7.Thou shalt not break stuff that does not belong to thee.
8.Thou shalt go to bed only when ye feel tired.
9.Thou shalt allow others to occasionally get a word in edgewise. 10.Thou shalt not send people crazy e-mails at odd hours of the night, and if thou does, then thou shalt take full responsibility for thine actions.
and remember,
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"
2007-01-18 22:42:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah....good one....10/10
2007-01-18 22:45:17 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isn't that a advise shaggy dog tale no longer all blondes are stupid I knew a woman who had blond hair and became smart...ok...ok i will grant you with a well known individual besides!... you recognize what by no ability ideas i heard more effective perfect (no longer attempting to be advise) although the shaggy dog tale wasn't that humorous.
2016-10-15 10:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by tegtmeier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better.... 8/10
2007-01-18 22:46:04 · answer #3 · answered by Janbull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on man, I so want to kick the s**** out of my f******* next door neighbor for that stun they pulled with my d********** husband. Well I guess I have to wait for more theapy rofl
2007-01-18 23:03:27 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou sure got it right.
2007-01-18 22:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, in my depressed state i couldn't comment on whether that was funny or not.
2007-01-19 02:46:23 · answer #6 · answered by agius1520 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooo, you've been in my house lately, have you?!
Very good observations..... not so funny. Too true.
2007-01-18 22:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by le païen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha gave me a laugh
2007-01-18 22:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao gud one
2007-01-18 22:46:26 · answer #9 · answered by symosi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better then prevois ,u r improving
2007-01-18 22:49:53 · answer #10 · answered by Capri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋