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The following advertisement in the Melbourne Age is reported to have
received numerous calls:

Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am
a very good-looking girl who loves to play.
I love long walks in the bush, riding in your ute, hunting, camping, and
fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the
right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call xxxxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.

Over 5,000 men found themselves talking to the RSPCA about an eight
week-old black Labrador Retriever puppy.

Men are so easy.

2007-01-18 22:38:14 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

HAHAHAHA!!!! oh that's a good one!

2007-01-18 22:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by Vol_Fan 3 · 0 0

Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am
a very good-looking guy who is well built and who loves to play.
I love long walks in the beach, cuddling in bed, seeing your friends
and
shopping trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the
right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call xxxxx-xxxx and ask for john.

Over 5,000 women would find themselves talking to the RSPCA about an eight
week-old black Labrador Retriever puppy.

think women are any harder?

lol just kidding right?

2007-01-19 06:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by blockofstone 3 · 0 1

gud 1 - jus goes 2 show wot men are like lol!

2007-01-19 06:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You didn`t fool me, i saw it coming.
Simply it was too good to be true.

2007-01-19 06:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0 0

That's such a good one. I'm still laughing

2007-01-19 06:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by MJ 5 · 0 0

I just like the end part . .
I don't like greens

2007-01-19 07:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0 0

Yes we are....good one!!!!

2007-01-19 06:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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