I went to B&Q yesterday and some old boy in an orange suit asked if i wanted decking. Luckily I got the 1st punch in so that was the end of it!!!
2007-01-18 22:36:44 · 20 answers · asked by splandastic 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You made me laugh out loud....thanks for the giggle!!!!
2007-01-18 22:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah just the other day I was in the checkout que at Homebase buying a garden tool when my girlfriend rang up and asked what I was doing?
Just paying for a hoe, I told her, upset her for some reason, and when I said I thought she'd be glad........
2007-01-18 22:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by joe r 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-18 22:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by le païen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best joke I've heard all week
Unfortunateley it was yesterday when I heard it.
2007-01-19 01:15:34 · answer #4 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did he think you wanted decking? Did he catch at DIY?
2007-01-18 22:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I think your right,something would get lost in trans atlantic translation.
2007-01-18 23:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny AT ALL!! Sorry but i heard it before and it was even dryer the first time.
2007-01-18 22:40:55 · answer #7 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the funniest most entertaining two sentences I've ever read in my life. (do i get best answer for that?!) ;)
2007-01-18 22:40:49 · answer #8 · answered by roskolewis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a bad bad joke!
2007-01-18 22:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by Molly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dat woz funny!
2007-01-18 22:40:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋