You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.
You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for bringing him back."
You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kruegger nightmares.
You're so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces.
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
2007-01-18 21:48:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO! THANKS FOR THE NEW ONES =D
2007-01-18 22:34:25 · update #1
If my dog had a face like yours I would shave his *** and make him walk backwards.
2007-01-18 22:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by Kenneth L 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
your're sooo ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.
your're sooo ugly you turned the reflexion in the mirror's hair white in an intant
you're sooo ugly people run in horror everytime you go for a stroll.
2007-01-18 22:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tinted windows on your incubator......mate....you rock!
2007-01-18 22:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't consider that funny I think that horrible.
2007-01-18 21:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 4⤊ 7⤋
you were talking about yourself, yeah? thanks
2007-01-18 22:58:46 · answer #5 · answered by Ani 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Extremely funny..... thanks
2007-01-18 21:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by zs8nt 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋