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Cover your stump before you hump.

Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

Don't be silly, protect your willy.

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

Don't be a loner, cover your *****.

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

The right selection! Protect your erection.

Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

If you really love her, wear a cover.

Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

No glove, No love.

Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

2007-01-18 21:25:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

I'd say that just about covers it!

2007-01-18 21:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by hartless63 4 · 1 0

Very good, maybe the humor would cover the true message though, take for example if you stick a poster around schools to promote safe sex (lets face facts teenagers have sex) with 'If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey' they're just gonna laugh at it, and not take it serious.
On the whole though they are good sayings lol

2007-01-19 05:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol - some gud points though - espec da 1 where it says especially in December, gift wrap your member

2007-01-19 06:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

this goes for married men as well I think that like to cheat on thier wives?

2007-01-19 06:50:53 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0 0

I like that one

2007-01-19 05:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by Linda 7 · 0 0

GOOD

2007-01-19 05:38:49 · answer #6 · answered by First L 3 · 0 0

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