Lucky Day
A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She was to go into a room and wait for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Breast fed", she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. she did.
He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for awhile in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry, You don't have any milk."
"Naturally", she said, "I'm his Grandma. But I'm glad I came today".
2007-01-18 21:08:50 · 8 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one! I'll have to borrow my little nephew one of these days!
2007-01-18 21:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by Julie A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice, take that
A man came late home after a long night with buddies in the bar. he was all messed up and figured he will have a long questioning session by the wife. he was advised by a friend to get int the bedroom and without a word flip the wife over and do it like he never did before, and the wife will fell into sleep afterwards and he will have won two birds in one stroke. And that he did exactly as planned.
In the morning he found himself in bed and his wife deeply in sleep next to him. he went to the bathroom , on the way out he found the wife sleeping on the couch in the reception. he asked " what are you doing here?" .
She replied " I waited for you long last night, i wanted to tell you that our mother came over and is sleeping in our bedroom".
2007-01-18 21:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be proud of your jokes, you are rocking today!
2007-01-18 21:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where are getting these jokes they are Crazy..........Thanks again.
2007-01-19 07:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
geeeeeeeeeeeez i didnt see that coming!!!!
lmao
2007-01-18 21:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, too funny
2007-01-18 21:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by The Pig! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EEEEEEEEEEEEh
2007-01-18 21:34:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT is funny!!!!!!
2007-01-18 21:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by whathappentothisnation 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋