Pulled Over
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back"
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
2007-01-18 20:19:49 · 8 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha! Great joke, sooo funny!!! That would be great! I'd also let him go:-)
2007-01-18 20:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny again.
I actually got pulled for speeding on I-75 (aka alligator alley? - i'm from England), and the trooper thought i was a drug smuggler or something(Scarface!) he let me go eventually, with no fine and even gave me some tourist tips.
2007-01-19 05:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 11:41:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep that answer in mind next time I'm speeding
2007-01-19 04:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny, The trooper also can understand his terrible fear!!! ha ha ha Thanks for granting a good laugh!
2007-01-19 04:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that was a goooooooood one.
kudos to you.
2007-01-19 04:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by popo dean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA good one
2007-01-19 04:23:44 · answer #7 · answered by just another guy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha awesome!
2007-01-19 06:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋