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your wife told you that god had made her pregnant?

2007-01-18 19:48:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Aparently that happened a lot in the old days, but scirntific tests have stopped that one as an excuse.

If god made your wife pregnant would that make him an adulterer?

2007-01-18 19:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 3 0

As she is way past the menopause I could only believe her!
Remember that an angel from God also told Joseph...which does help!

2007-01-18 22:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by alan h 1 · 0 0

As in you two didn't sleep together or as in shes very religious? If its the first then personally I wouldn't believe her but if its the second like she has very Strong religious beliefs then I'm not to sure cuz I'm assuming I'm not the same religion as you and wouldn't know how to answer that question

2007-01-18 19:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm sure it would stand up in a divorce court especially when the court was told that an angel was involved too

2007-01-18 20:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by Tabbyfur aka patchy puss 5 · 1 0

I would say 'eek I thought I was a straight woman'

ohhh bog someone already said something similar to this, I don't know if I should take this off or leave it on now. bog I'm off to get me synapses stripped

2007-01-18 23:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by : 6 · 0 0

Straight to the clinic - paternity test. There is no god.

2007-01-19 00:27:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dont be silly god does not exist then i would have a paternity test done and find out who the father is.

2007-01-18 21:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by reevesy314 3 · 0 0

I'd be distraught...what the heck have I got a wife for!?

2007-01-18 19:58:12 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1 0

I'd say "Wow, two miracles in one minute - I didn't know I had a wife!"

2007-01-18 19:52:34 · answer #9 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 1 0

Laugh hysterically until i realise she is not joking. Then apply for a DNA test.

2007-01-18 22:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by Skippy 5 · 0 0

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