It wasn't funny at the time, but I guess now 2 years later I can find a little humor in this.
My family used to have a house by the countryside...one day I accidentally stepped on fire ants, and they started crawling through all my clothes. I had to strip EVERYTHING off, and run about a mile back to my house!
Thankfully nobody was there to see this (i am very SHY), but it was in BROAD DAYLIGHT and there was a road right behind me that nobody ever used.
If you had been driving down that road that afternoon and saw me running back to my house...in the alltogether...and knew i was okay, what would you say or do to make me BLUSH the most?
2007-01-18 19:24:07 · 12 answers · asked by Bob D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What's that? It looks like a penis, only smaller".
2007-01-18 19:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by Julie A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10th time lucky. lol
Ah, I'm not even gonna bother. Unless...
You blushed when someone told you they would tear your balls from your @ss to the back of your head. That would make me blush, then run.
Hope you get your FINAL answer soon!!!!!!
2007-01-18 19:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I just caught the whole thing on video and am uploading it to youtube.
2007-01-18 20:04:07 · answer #3 · answered by sailingmariner 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stopped the car, got out, stripped naked, got on all fours, and waited for you to posess me!
2007-01-18 19:32:03 · answer #4 · answered by Raven Fuqfest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"What's wrong...do you have ants in your pants" or
"So your just gonna LIMP all the way home?"
"Your going home...well I see that your pointed in the right direction"
"You going cow streaking?"
"Your not even half the man your father was!"
"Strange...I didn't think it was that cold outside"
2007-01-18 19:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by stan w 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi there looks like your happy to see me hop in I will give you a lift
2007-01-18 20:10:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't do things to make people uncomfortable. I'd have pretended that I didn't see you.
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2007-01-18 19:47:36 · answer #7 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be kinda cold outside today, huh?
2007-01-18 20:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by Vader200 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"u might wanna get some enzyte for ur "little" problem.....ive heard it works" hahaha then id laugh my a$$ off and point
2007-01-18 19:32:35 · answer #9 · answered by dana <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see this question everyday.
2007-01-18 20:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by Yohannes L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋