2007-01-18 18:12:45 · 13 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't talk to that idiot.
2007-01-18 18:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God talks to Bush in the form of a Saudi Arabian prince.
2007-01-19 16:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by northstar789 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the Bohemian Grove secret meetings, which the Bush family attends, when the alien idol that they worship is aglow with the eerie light of burning torches and while a mock human sacrifice is made, bushes do on occasion catch on fire.
2007-01-19 02:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
President Bush is a Christian.He hears from God as all Christians do.<><
2007-01-19 02:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He talks to God in the form of a Squeeze Me Elmo Doll In one syllable words.
2007-01-19 02:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If God(Allah)talks to Bush, it must be incoherent crap. That's assuming, of course, that he exists. Don't be overly Abrahamic in your view of religion. Also, beware of Allah's Wrath. As it says in the good book, the lord giveth, and the lord taketh away.
2007-01-19 02:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't speak to anyone with an IQ lower than 100. There is a sign at the Pearly Gates that states, "Your IQ must exceed 99.999999999 to be able to talk to the Boss"
Therefore God never speaks to "W"
2007-01-19 08:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bush is the buring bush, just look at the polls.
2007-01-19 02:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That man, and I use the term man loosely, disgusts me to my very core. The only thing godly about him is the elemental aspect of his being. He is good for only carbon, H2O and the current of electricity that keeps his heart beating.
2007-01-19 02:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by Sara 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bush thinks he IS God. That's why he sends so many people to their death. There is no better honor as an American than to die for no reason at all. Ain't that right, Georgie? "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on..........me?......you?....... is this thing on?..........can we please cut?"
2007-01-19 02:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by FREEROB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, Laura's burning bush.
Oh my!
2007-01-19 02:17:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋