Somebody better go to church extra this week.
2007-01-18 17:45:14 · 20 answers · asked by Insulting Other Participants 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How can you be sure you won't need to know the resonance frequency of water to get into heaven?
2007-01-18 17:52:10 · update #1
I am a participant and you are insulting me.
But you are also entertaining me, so you are forgiven.
2007-01-18 17:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Ten Commandments Given to Moses by God:
7You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
God again works in miraculous ways, the inventor of the microwave and everyone else are blessed with knowledge what you do with it is up to us. Now if you don't use the microwave correctly then you have done something bad, but God blessed some with powers that you can not understand.
You may call it trickster or whatever, black magic and so on, but because you weren't blessed with these powers its only natural for you to have a negative comment.
2007-01-19 09:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by Tonia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a rather absurd question, but for the sake of getting the right answer out, here goes......
Scripture states that " If you believe in your heart, and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, you will be saved."
No one has to have any secret handshakes, or do any great works to get to Heaven, just believe in your heart thatJesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, and speak your confession of faith with your mouth, and you will be saved.
Another scripture to think about is Ephesians 2, verses 8&9, which states: " No one gets to Heaven by good works, lest any man boast. It is the gift of God, through Christ Jesus, our Lord, by which we are saved."
2007-01-27 01:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by floydbeme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oxymoron alert. Biblical and science in the same sentence. 15 yard penalty and loss of down.
2007-01-19 02:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cars, TVs and other things are not in the Bible either, but they are man made and where did they get the materials to make these things? From the earth of course and who created the earth? GOD did!
2007-01-19 01:59:44 · answer #5 · answered by Dakota Lynn Takes Gun 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did anyone say ALL the answers are in the Bible?
Are ALL the answers anywhere?
The Bible has everything in it you need to know to get to heaven, and a lot of stuff on how we should live our lives.
I think I can live without knowing how a microwave oven works.
2007-01-19 01:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by *Melody* 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Because the aliens gave us microwave ovens. That's a completely different fallacy than God.
2007-01-19 02:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by Thundercow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breaking news: The Bible is not a book of Questions and Answers.
2007-01-19 01:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by Ana 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sure I'll take the 2 points and runnnnnnnnnn
2007-01-27 00:57:16 · answer #9 · answered by MISSDJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I don't need to know how a microwave works. All I need to know is that god will burn everyone who believes in evolution in a fiery pit" .... As we slowly slip back into the dark ages, some of us kicking and screaming, others willingly with vacant smiles.
2007-01-19 01:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by That Guy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put your head in the microwave oven and switch it on. You'll get the answers.
2007-01-19 01:51:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋