An excited man calls the fire department and says, "Help me, my house is on fire!!"
The fireman says, "Where do you live?"
The man replies, "I am too excited, I can't tell you the exact address."
The fireman asks, "How do you expect us to get there?"
The man replies, "What do you mean 'how'? The big red truck."
2007-01-18 17:09:28 · 18 answers · asked by heartspiritdivine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you dun enjoy this one, try to check my previous one. Maybe you'll like it.
Still open...
2007-01-18 17:20:24 · update #1
cute
2007-01-18 17:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovely
innocent joke too.
and take this one.
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
His English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of Concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a ******? No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? I got proof.
What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at Drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"
2007-01-19 03:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by mza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This time is a clean joke. A short one. Read this one and enjoy:
Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again." Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?" Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me...
2007-01-19 02:03:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad that someone is putting clean jokes on. That was a pretty funny one, but it seems like it should be a blonde.
2007-01-19 01:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by Custo Dian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, also BBplayer and some guy's are funny, too! Nice to have clean (or at least not filthy) jokes to pass around.
Thanks to all of you. Others had some funny things, too.
2007-01-19 02:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wry smile with a wince. OK. You get a passing grade.
2007-01-19 01:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two olives are sitting in a tree, one falls and turns to the other and say "ill live"
2007-01-19 01:13:46 · answer #7 · answered by some guy 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke, I know a lot of jokes myself..
2007-01-19 04:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by Yohannes L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I tried to get a couple of heehees out, but all I could muster was a single lonely "HE'
Sorry.. but thanks for the 2
2007-01-19 01:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Gnome 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha my little cousin loves it! It's her new favorite joke =)
2007-01-19 02:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by grace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋