I WANT MORE HINDI AND URDU SMS AND MESSAGES CONTAINING SEXI AND NAUGHTY MESSAGES.
2007-01-18 17:08:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try the links below-
http://www.sr-ultimate.com/shayari.php
http://www.fukkad.com/shayari/
http://www.aslimasti.com/html/mobile/tones/index.html
http://www.shayri.in/
http://mesengg.info/
http://www.truptis.com/love-shayari.htm
http://www.truptis.com/funny-shayari.htm
http://jugnumastmast.com/shayari/shayari.asp
http://www.atrochatro.com/sms_shayari.html
http://funfilledblog.wordpress.com/2006/07/24/must-hindi-shayari-sms-messages/
2007-01-18 22:21:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-05-24 05:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 4 apple
B 4 bada apple
C 4 chota apple
D 4 doosra apple
E 4 ek aur apple
F 4 fokat ka apple
G 4 gol apple
H 4 HOGAYA NA PET KHARAB KHA KE ITNE SAARE APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-20 22:26:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anshra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask to the mobile manager but don't dare to ask me.
2007-01-20 16:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by Priya C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
narengi behari tnopp! sembillin aya dooha majani! javad soowa kada, me me'bhirn ouna makani!!!
2007-01-18 17:57:41 · answer #5 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this here you will find: http://www.jokesmasti.com/2/Love-shayri-sms/4/Love-shayri.shtml
2014-06-26 23:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats hilarious.
2007-01-18 17:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that is funny
2007-01-18 17:14:52 · answer #8 · answered by jaycee99999999 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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> Chai Ke Pyale Se Uthte Dhuen Mein,
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>> Adaab.... ,
2007-01-19 04:33:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why would you want that?
2007-01-18 17:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋