These people are really important in your life...?

Question

There are ten very important men in a woman's life. They are:

Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off."
Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide."
Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing today?"
Her Gardener; he says, "Do you want me to mulch your bush?"
Her Hairdresser; he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
Her Interior Decorator; he says, "You'll like it once it's in."
Her Hunter; he goes deep into the bush, shoots several times, and always eats what he shoots.
Her Remodeler; he says, "It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering."
Her Milkman; he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
Her Banker; he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

Answer 1

hehehe>>>it is so funny, I laughed aloud, inviting curious glances from my friends in the office>>>>by the way, what about her husband? Is he not important to her?

Answer 2

Sorry, I have none of those as mentioned. So I'm not 'that' woman.

Answer 3

all of the above

Answer 4

LMAO that's freakin funny!!!

Answer 5

so your saying all women care about is sex?

Answer 6

i agree.

Answer 7

um.......yah:-(