What if you just need help keeping the dam thing down?
2007-01-18 16:59:04 · 8 answers · asked by IMA SUCK@SS 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OK, so let's establish up front that I'm not a guy so I've never suffered from your ailment. When I was young I hung around my much older Marine brother and his buddies and heard things a little girl probably shouldn't have. I also lived in a coed dorm. I dated and was engaged to an engineering student at an all-male college. He lived in a suite with three other guys so I got an education there that I didn't get at my college with the nuns. Now I can finally put my burning ears to use. Most of those guys, while they took pride in their prowess, did like their rest, and like you needed a break from the constancy they were experiencing. They would work out in the gym until they had to crawl back to the dorms/base. For some swimming lots of laps helped--preferably in pools with cooler temperatures. I understand this is a particularly good way to shrink the problem. Others got involved in a project/hobby of some kind that redirected their thinking. Any kind of physical labor. Definitely don't fixate on those features of females that arouse you. Whatever you do, try to at least temporarily subdue the "thing" before going on a casual date (one without expectation of intimacy) or you'll be accused of bringing a third wheel along or be asked why you can't get a handle on the situation. (Sorry, as a female, just had to replay some of the lines we used in college when we talked about our dates). Looser, more comfortable clothing helped, but I don't recommend going commando.
You don't say how old you are, but if you're still a teenager, it's just a natural occurrence and will be manageable in time as you develop self-control in your mind. If you're over that age, but still considered youthful, maybe you haven't been dating much or are just getting out of a relationship and you're "reasserting" your manhood. If you're older than that and just divorced, well, there are some women who would appreciate meeting you to give you their personal home remedies.
What else can I say except it's mind over matter.
2007-01-18 17:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by goldie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I don't think they make such a thing. I am sure there isn't a product forthcoming because there really ouldn't be a market keeping your "soldier" from standing at attention. The ext thing you can do to keep from sporting wood at the worst possible time is not to stare at other people's body parts and not thing about sex.
2007-01-19 01:07:14 · answer #2 · answered by davester1970 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look at pictures of nancy pelosi. Seeing that woman on CNN is like anti viagra.
2007-01-19 01:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Potassium Nitrate a.k.a Saltpeter is said to cause muscle relaxation to the point that you could not get it up. Higher doses though and you wont get up at all.
2007-01-19 01:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Tim H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ice water down the pants works, but then it looks like you peed yourself. Just think of your grandma naked. Or worse yet, think of your grandpa naked. If you still got wood, see a shrink.
2007-01-19 01:03:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is called Roseanne Barr. Or you could try Rosie O'Donnell.
2007-01-19 01:05:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha need help with that here too
2007-01-19 01:01:56 · answer #7 · answered by G Dogg 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try to think of 90 year old ladies! lol, that should do it. Good luck.
2007-01-19 01:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by bjd72003 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋