A tree hugger walks into a truck stop and sits down at the counter. This guy has long dreadlocks, a wool hat, hemp shirt, turquoise beads, Birkenstocks, scruffy beard, the whole package. An old grizzled trucker gets up, and sits down next to the hippie. After several minutes of uncomfortable silence withthe old timer staring at the kid, the kid says, "Excuse me, sir, can I help you?"
The old guy says, "No offense, kid. Its just that I served 10 years in San Quentin for f*cking a buffalo, and I was thinkin' maybe you was my son."
2007-01-18
16:54:39
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