Looking for some good Harry Potter Jokes, Especially about Snape?

Question

anyone have any Snape jokes. good ones.

I am half asleep. I see that I phrased that wrong. I am the one looking for jokes. I don't have any. Sorry.

Answer 1

Snape's boggart is shampoo.

Answer 2

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Looking for some good Harry Potter Jokes, Especially about Snape?
anyone have any Snape jokes. good ones.

Answer 3

1. How did Myrtle die if she saw the Basilisk through her glasses? Uh, pretty much what everyone else said, I guess. 2. Why didn't Sirius use the Polyjuice Potion or magically transfigure himself to go on work for the Order? Hmm...maybe it has some kind of negative mental effect if you use it too frequently or something? I doubt it had anything to do with availability, since there were some highly connected wizards in the Order. Plus, Hermione was only a first year (or was it second? I don't remember) when she brewed it, so it can't be /that/ difficult. Or maybe the risk is still too great, even with the potion. Voldemort and friends probably have some way around it (they are fighting a war, after all.) Or it's just a plot hole ^_^ Give the woman a break, she does a very good job for the most part! XD 3. If you had to see someone in a ballerina's costume (wearing Ginny's tutu) with makeup (done by Marietta) in the Entrance Hall at breakfast, looking like the Christmas angel provided by Ginny, singing the Hogwarts school song, who would it be? Psh, Goyle for sure. 3) If you could see someone in Neville's Gran's costume, who would it be? Ron! His face would be sooo red XD 4) What would your boggart look like? (before *and* after Riddikulus)? Well, suicide has always been very scary to me, so it would probably be some form of that. I might see someone hanging or slitting their throat/wrist or something. After riddikulus...it might turn into Gir? His 'Girisms' never fail to make me giggle ^_^ 5) If you would dedicate Harry's Valentine to anyone, whom would it be and how would you modify it? Romilda Vain. That would be hilarious! I'm not completely sure how I'd modify it, but I would definitely intensify it a ton! Oh yeah, and I'd be sure to sign it 'FROM HARRY' 6) Would you write with a quill if you'd get your letter to Hogwarts? YES!! They kick ***. Except after it snapped for the fifth time (and it would) I'd probably go 'screw it' and start using a pencil again. 7) If you would dare anyone to loudly ask Draco out to Madam Puddifoot's ("for a little cup of coffee) on Valentine's Day, who would it be? Harry! I'm a total Drarry fangirl. 8) How cool would it be to be an Auror? SO cool. I would have a spy theme and ****. 9) What would Percy's boggart look like? Dumbledore's? Hmm...Percy's boggart would look like failure (whatever that looks like.) Dumbledore's is tougher, but I think it would be his younger self, the one that did dark magic and stuff. 10) What would Fred have seen in the Mirror of the Erised? I could do a whole in-depth character analysis for you, but I'm just going to say it was a really good prank ;-) BQ: Name a wiser statement than "Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon". 'Let sleeping dragons lie.' BQ2: I realise majority of your answers will be as vague as my questions. How vague were they on a scale of 1-10? I would have to say four or five, altogether.

Answer 4

What do u want? Funny excerpts or just jokes?

Snape: I think we were learning 'inverbal' charms Potter?
Harry: Yes
Snape: Yes Sir!
Harry: THere is no need to call me sir professor!

Thats my fave

Answer 5

Sirius to James: I saw him(Snape) during the test, he was writing with his head bent as low that his nose is barely half an inch from the sheet.
I bet his whole paper got greased & the teachers would be having the hell of time understanding what he wrote.

Answer 6

Q: What do you call a Gorilla Gardener?
A: "Hairy" Potter!!

Answer 7

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