So there's this girl who loves jelly beans. She'll do nearly any thing for jelly beans. One day, the boys give her fifty jelly beans for climbing the flagpole. She runs home and brags to her mother. The mother says, "Don't do that. They just want to see your underwear."
The next day, the boys give her one hundred jelly beans for climbing the flagpole. She runs home and brags to her mother. The mother says, "Don't do that. They just want to see your underwear."
The next day, the boys give her two hundred fifty jelly beans for climbing the flagpole. She runs home and brags to her mother. The mother says, "Don't do that. They just want to see your underwear."
The girl's reply,
"But I fooled them today, Mama! I wore no underwear!"
2007-01-18
16:49:55
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