2007-01-18 16:46:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I shot the sherriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. How embarassing is it to get arrested by Barney Fife?
2007-01-18 16:49:20 · answer #1 · answered by hartless63 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shot the sherriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
2007-01-18 16:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by Tammers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shot the sherriff......and I'm still on the run
2007-01-18 16:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by Chris B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot starring Sylvester Stallone
2016-05-24 05:57:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
2007-01-18 16:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by USAF, Retired 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the deputy
2007-01-18 16:49:16 · answer #6 · answered by Faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob Marley paid Eric Clapton to do it lol
2007-01-18 16:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Butta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob Marley (Or maybe Barney Fife.)
2007-01-18 16:49:10 · answer #8 · answered by Lost Panda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A BAD GUNSLINGER NAMES SALTY SAM WAS A-CHASIN' POOR SWEET SUE
HE TRAPPED HER IN THE OLD SAWMILL AND SAID WITH A LETHAL LAUGH,
"IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE DEED TO YOUR RANCH, I'LL SAW YOU ALL IN HALF!"
AND THEN HE GRABBED HER--
and then...and then???
AND THEN ALONG CAME JONES
TALL, THIN JONES
SLOW-WALKIN' JONES
SLOW-TALKIN' JONES
ALONG CAME LONG, LEAN, LANKY JONES
... HE WAS THE LOCAL SHERIFF, YOU SEE..
BUT HE MET HIS MATCH, WITH SALTY SAM..
THEY STOOD FACING EACH OTHER... THEN LIKE LIGHTNING, SALTY SAM DREW....
AND KILLED THE SHERIFF..
2007-01-18 16:58:33 · answer #9 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shot the sheriff, BUT, I didn't shoot the deputy.....
2007-01-18 16:55:32 · answer #10 · answered by More Lies & More Smoke Screens 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋