...but he has a problem with winking. Every few seconds, he can't help but wink erratically. So at the job interview, the interviewer says, "You are very certified for the job, but you have a severe winking problem that we think may deter our clients."
"Oh, it's okay, sir," the guy says, "I have pills that I can take and totally get rid of the winking!"
"Really?" the interviewer says. "May I see?"
"Sure."
So he opens his briefcase and suddenly, condoms began pouring out of it. "Um, sir," the interviewer asked, "may I ask what you are doing with all these condoms?"
"Oh, right," the guy says. "Have you ever gone to a pharmacy winking and ask if your prescription has arrived yet?"
2007-01-18
16:35:54
·
7 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Entertainment & Music
➔ Jokes & Riddles