1.
-how was the circus....??
-DID u saw that man enters his head to the lion's mouth??
-yes, which one was the worst...?
-there was a fool(!) who could not throw all those knives to that woman!
2.
2 lazy dude is sitting under a tree....!
-there's a snake on ur leg.
-which leg?
3.
-ha ha ha ha....
-hey, why r u laughing....?
-dentist picked up my tooth.
-so?
-that stupid dentist DIDN'T picked up the rotten TOOTH, instead, he picked up another one....
4.
-hey, check it out....this NEW HEARING AID IMPROVED MY HEARING....
-wow, how much did it cost?
-oh, it's 10 o' clock!
5.
-where DID u both go last night in the full moon?
-in the jungle.
-wow that's ROMANTIC...
-no FOOL, there is no toilet in the camp, so......
6.
-judge:1 year in jail or 500 dollar, which one do u want?
-thief: gimme the money, i am broke..!
7.
-mom, do u know how much paste is in our tooth paste tube?
-how do i know?
- i know! from toilet's door to dad's reading ROOM!!
hope u all understand these 7!
2007-01-18 16:20:27 · 9 answers · asked by Annoymous 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DUDE UNDERSTOOD ALL of them!
they were great!
thanks 4 the laugh.
2007-01-19 19:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Subway_DNA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not very good at all dude except #6 that one is alright
2007-01-19 10:45:33 · answer #2 · answered by Nate Dogg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um I dont get it
2007-01-18 16:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the HELL are you smoking...because whatever it is I wanna try
2007-01-18 16:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah i get it
not too funny though
sorry
2007-01-18 17:09:06 · answer #5 · answered by dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i wasted my time reading them
2007-01-18 16:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by dirtyoldman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......to find no laughter!!!
Hope U understand?
2007-01-18 18:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok theyre ok
2007-01-18 16:42:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it.
2007-01-18 16:24:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋