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A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. 'How much is that Barbie in the window?', he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, 'Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $349.95. '

The guy asks, 'Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?

'That's obvious,' the assistant states, 'Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... '

2007-01-18 16:19:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Why only for adults? the d-i-v-o-r-c-e word? I've heard it before, great telling, it's funny!

2007-01-18 16:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by DB 5 · 2 0

Barbie Jokes

2016-09-28 11:59:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I was in a library the other day looking for books to read. I came across: Asian Transport by Rick Shaw Chinese Medicine by Wun Hung Lo Crab Fishing by Annette Nipper Discoveries Of Uranus by Bo Thoms 101 Blond Jokes by Ivor Palewig Phone Fun by Di Almore Insurance Facts And Figures by Justin Case.

2016-03-18 00:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

The gift that keeps on giving. Child support and Alimony

2007-01-18 16:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by Jamie B 2 · 0 0

American barbie!!oh...funny!!what a joke if a kid learn this early,she must be trained how to do this in an early age!!!hahaha

2007-01-18 16:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by donia f 4 · 0 0

lol is there an actual divorced Barbie?????

2007-01-19 12:24:45 · answer #6 · answered by the new cookie cutter style 6 · 1 0

that happens in real life to

2007-01-18 19:07:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Excellent job, keep it up!!! lol

2007-01-18 17:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hehehe>>>very funny, I liked it very much>>>>and so true!!

2007-01-18 18:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i like that one

2007-01-18 16:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by alex77055 3 · 0 0

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