2007-01-18 16:11:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
While jesus was curing ham... he would smoke sausage. It was an undocumnted theory in the bible that it was in fact his life long love of smoking sausage that led him to be the sexy long haired hippy he grew up to be.
2007-01-18 16:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he didn't cure hams, if you read the Bible from Genesis to Revelation you will know it is forbidden to eat ham -- pig meat or any other unclean animal.
** TEXTS THAT INVOLVE THE CLEAN AND UNCLEAN MEATS:
GEN.18:7-8; LEV.11; 20:25; DEUT.14; ISAIAH 66:17; EZEK.22:26; DAN.1:8; MATT.3:4; LUKE 24:41-43; ACTS 10:10-14; 1COR.3:16-17; 9:27; 2COR.6:17; AND REV.21:8.
----IF THE CLEAN AND UNCLEAN MEATS WEREN'T VALID FOR TODAY; THEN WHY OH WHY WOULD THE LORD PLEAD WITH FLESH NOT TO EAT UNCLEAN MEAT--(ISAIAH 66:15-17). ALSO NOTICE DEUT.14:4 "SHALT NOT EAT ANY ABOMINABLE THING" AND REV.21:8 "...THE ABOMINABLE SHALL HAVE THEIR PART IN THE LAKE WHICH BURNETH WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE: WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH."
Is shrimp or pork bad to eat?
First of all they are scavengers. If you go back in the Old Testament; God distinguished what foods we should eat and which one's we shouldn't. Now if you decide too; that's your choice, but some groups don't because it's an abomination to eat anything unclean. Isn't our body the temple of God as stated in 1Cor.3:18-19? We supposed to take care of our body and be in good health (3John 1:2).
Shrimp are made to eat the garbage under the sea floor; they carry diseases too. The pig is a scavenger too; it eats the slop on the earth and if you looked under a microscope of cooked ham; you will find worms in it. You really want tricinosis and diseases and things in your body?
If you want to know other reasons why people shouldn't eat shrimp, pork or any other scavengers; take a look at these sites:
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
http://www.gnmagazine.org/booklets/CU/matterofhealth.htm
http://www.biblestudy.org/basicart/sixuncln.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0geusTNsYRFvzcBbwpXNyoA?p=shrimp+is+abomination+to+the+lord&prssweb=Search&ei=UTF-8&fr=slv8-&x=wrt
http://www.mercola.com/2003/oct/18/worst_foods.htm
http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8&fr=slv8-&p=shrimp%20carry%20diseases
http://www.noorhidayatnoordin.com/2006/08/16/why-do-i-not-eat-pork/
http://sites.mercola.com/2001/apr/11/pork.htm
Bible Health Laws (Are they relevant today?)
http://www.lcg.org/search/search.php?query=health+laws&%24results_per_page=10&search=1
2007-01-19 12:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by KNOWBIBLE 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. If a really bad actor is sick, Jesus would cure him. And maybe even get him to stop overacting.
2007-01-19 03:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by out of the grey 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that would be a miracle. Cured ham is yum yum.
2007-01-19 00:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by cannabia 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What the guy above me said. He cured beef skirts, though.
2007-01-19 00:14:10 · answer #5 · answered by Atlas 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually, Jesus really liked comedians.
2007-01-19 00:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no he was a carpenter he only built the curing room.
2007-01-19 00:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only if Rodney Dangerfield counts.
You can smoke corned beef, and you can smoke, but you can't smoke corned beef hash.
2007-01-19 00:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the answer to your question is this;
Whom are you trying to impress? What is it about you that causes you to ask such a question? HOW MUCH ATTENTION DO YOU REALLY NEED????
2007-01-19 00:16:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I am so glad I found your question!
Thanks for the laugh!
You have the spirit!
Peace.
2007-01-19 01:40:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋