A dumb Irish guy named Mike was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying a passport size photograph of himself. Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a lady’s skirt. He asked her "Could you lift your skirt? I wanna take a photograph..." The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was surprised to see his dumb friend Jimmy on the bed next to him, in a worse condition. Jimmy explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have two grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,"I have three grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."
He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" daughters as well?"
The Owner asked, “WHY?????????"
Jimmy replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night..." The rest is history!!!
2007-01-18 15:48:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as a grown up daughter i find this hysterical
2007-01-18 15:52:02 · answer #1 · answered by Ellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, It has potential, it kind of loses something in the end, it sounds like 2 jokes combined?
2007-01-19 00:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by DB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check the spelling, but over all that was cute. It made me chuckle.
2007-01-18 23:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>very good jokes>>>that brought not stop laughs>>lol
2007-01-19 02:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats funny
2007-01-19 00:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i like this one
2007-01-19 00:07:47 · answer #6 · answered by krmzjt21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is very funny jaja
2007-01-18 23:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by cijuno 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehhehe...it's funny...i like both..lol
2007-01-18 23:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not
2007-01-19 00:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by it's me, julie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!!
2007-01-18 23:57:03 · answer #10 · answered by Ramblin Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋