These two boys were on top of an overpass, and they are dangling a concrete block, tied to a rope, in front of traffic above a major highway. They are pulling it up just as each car passes, and they are watching the cars swerve.
Then, all of a sudden, one of the boys wasn't paying attention, and left the concrete block hanging in front of a semi truck. The block hit the 18-wheeler's window, and as the 18-wheeler drove off, the rope was still attached to the boy's arm - ripping the boy's arm off!!
An investigation led to the conviction of the 18-wheel driver! HE was convicted 25 years to life in the state pen...for...
Armed robbery.
2007-01-18 15:31:16 · 16 answers · asked by Beth 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When you tell this joke, you are supposed to build up to the armed robbery part, and make people really believe that you read this story in the paper or something, and let them believe that the 18-wheeler is the one that gets into trouble, rather than the boys that are dangling this concrete brick. Sorry if it loses it's hilarity due to that.
2007-01-18 15:36:47 · update #1
Another true story:
A guy in Singapore held up a local convince store. When he wasn't satisfied with the money he told the clerk to give him a cartons of cigarettes. The clerk did so. Then the robber saw a expensive bottle of liqueur behind the counter and told the clerk ti give it to him.
"No" said the clerk, "your not old enough"
"Yes i am" the robber said, "give me the bottle!"
"No" the clerk repeated, "your not old enough."
"YES I AM!" said the robber as he proceeded to pull out his ID and show the clerk that he was in fact old enough to drink.
The robber was picked up hours later at his house after the clerk told them exactly where to go.
2007-01-18 15:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by random 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Robbery Jokes
2016-11-06 22:24:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 outta 10
2007-01-18 15:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by hotbigtoad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love this joke. i use to tell it around halloween as if i read it in the paper and it was a prank gone bad!
2007-01-18 15:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that like in "Free Fallin"/Tom Petty.
2007-01-18 15:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fcuk in good stuff your a star lar
2016-05-24 05:45:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
w0w that is not the case that the driver should have.The driver must have reckless imprudence resulting to physical damage because of his"not paying attention on what he is driving"...................
But you got me in that one!!!!! hehehehhehe..............
2007-01-18 15:37:47 · answer #7 · answered by Philip@your SeRvIcE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha
that ones is actually good, I'm going to tell my uncle that one
2007-01-18 15:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by Kipper to the CUP! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try again 5/10
2007-01-18 19:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's kinda funny but i had to read it twice...
yeah..maybe i'm slow
2007-01-18 16:00:17 · answer #10 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋