What is the best least painfull way of geting hospitalized?
2007-01-18 15:31:13 · 11 answers · asked by RecentRevert 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Hmmm...
Fake like you're really sick is about the only thing that comes to me.
2007-01-18 15:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by angie20k 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
She is not currently hospitalized, she was only hospitalized for a few hours. She had a mental break down last week when K-fed came to pick up the kids, and had to be taken away in an ambulance to go to the hospital and have a psychological evaluation. She was expected to stay 72 hours, as is the protocol at the hospital she was staying at, but she was released the next day at her requests.
2016-03-29 04:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LEAST painful would be to be unconscious. You will definately be hospitalized and it will definately be painless.
However, if you just want to "visit" for a few days, and don't want a major medical condition, you can ask for a 72 hour psychiatric evaluations, because you are suicidal. You could find yourself jobless, etc. later though. And if there are domestic problems, and you have kids, in some states that can be grounds for losing your children.
I don't know why anyone would want to be hospitalized though. It isn't fun in the hospital.
2007-01-18 15:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by sheristeele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you feel depressed, they will do a psych eval and if you seem to be a threat to yourself they will hospitalize you for at least 24 hours. You must be crazy for wanting to be in the hospital.
2007-01-18 15:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by Serinity4u2find 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to...it is not intended for a vacation...those beds are for sick patients. Most surgeries are out-patient today, so count that out. No physician is going to admit you without a serious reason. Remember the bed you lie in might have saved the life of someone who really needed it.
2007-01-18 15:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by bflogal77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you are hearing voices
Read "On Being Sane in Insane Places" by David L. Rosenhan for more information
2007-01-18 15:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I get hospitalized I want to be riding my dirt bike I wouldn't want to do it by something stupid.
2007-01-18 15:34:17 · answer #7 · answered by Bridget 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drop a hammer on your foot infront of someone and yell at them that they just dropped a hammer on your foot, try this at the local looney bin, i bet they will escort you in for an eval
2007-01-18 15:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by DOMINATUS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By continuing to be an idiot and ask a question like that.
2007-01-18 15:34:16 · answer #9 · answered by littleturtleboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act like a psychopathic lunatic......that'll do the job!
2007-01-18 15:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by Rocker Chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋