Mother and Son?

Question

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

'Pardon me,' she said, 'I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.'

'I'm very sorry,' replied the young man, 'is there anything I can do for you?'

'Yes,' she said, 'As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better.'

'Sure,' answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, 'Goodbye, Mother!'

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. 'How can that be?' he asked, 'I only purchased a few things!'

'Your mother said that you would pay for her.' said the clerk.

Answer 1

good one, gotta find a female to become my daughter next time shopping lol

Answer 2

you didnt finish the joke so heres the finish !
so the young man ran out the door to catching the old lady as she got in to her car the young man was able to get a hold of her leg and he was pulling her leg just like im pulling yours

Answer 3

what a nice little old lady 9/10

Answer 4

Good one. Knowing how funny my grandma can be, she prob would try to pull something like that off. Better not let her read this. lol :)

Answer 5

I saw that on a urban legend show once haha

Answer 6

I had that e-mailed to me a few months ago, but still thought it was funny.

Answer 7

that was funny and i have to try that when i get older

Answer 8

ha ha ha ha ha lol thanks u put a smile on my face

Answer 9

hehehe...nice..lol...