Anybody got any true bad date stories they can share? I'm collecting them for my blog, Thanks?

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Answer 1

Well, I looked at your blog. I don't know if these are blog-worthy, but since they aren't mine, I will take the liberty of sharing them :)
They are all true, and they are all really bad.

My friend's brother was dating a girl he really, really, liked. They had been out on a bunch of dates, and she kept hinting that she would like to take their relationship to a more intimate level. Since they both lived at home, he decided a hotel room was the way to go. He saved up his money, and got a hotel room in a really nice hotel, and took her to the swanky restaurant on the hotel's top floor. After drinks and dancing, they went down to the room. She was all sorts of excited, and really looking forward to spending the night with him. She went in the bathroom to "freshen up" and when she came out she was nude. He took down his underwear, she took one look at him, and ran screaming and naked into the hall. She was screaming that he was deformed, when in fact he was only uncircumcised. However, all the ruckus made other guests call the front desk and the manager came up to see what was going on. They ended up being kicked out of the hotel, and he wasn't even given a refund on the big chunk of money he had paid for the room.

Another friend of mine has a brother who, when he was younger, was in a serious car accident. He suffered internal injuries, and he had to have several surgeries. Between two of the surgeries, he had to have a colostomy bag so that his colon could heal from some repairs they had done. During that time, he was set up on a date with a really nice girl. They had a pleasant evening, and when he took her home to her parents house, she invited him in to watch some TV. She invited him to sit down in the living room while she went upstairs to change clothes. He was sitting in a very fancy all white room, on an expensive all white couch, when she came running down the stairs, laughing. She ran over to him on the couch and took a flying jump and landed right on him, which ruptured the colostomy bag. Its contents went all over him, all over her, and all over her mother's living room set.

A girl I worked with met this fantastic guy one day while she was at lunch. The bagel shop was crowded, so he asked if he could sit at her table, and she agreed. Over a few days, they continued to sit together, and by the end of the week, he asked her out. Their first date was great. It was just dinner and a movie, but she was pretty sure he was "the one". For their second date, she asked him if it was okay if they went to her family's house for a barbecue, and he said yes, that was fine. They get to the barbecue, he meets her parents and siblings, and everything's great. There's a knock at the door, and suddenly her mom appears with a hugely pregnant young woman, saying, "This is Lisa, and her husband couldn't make it, because he's at work." Well, Lisa took one look at my friend's date, and started to scream. You guessed it, my friend's guy, possibly "the one" was Lisa's husband, who was supposed to be at work. According to my friend, that turned into a real mess.

Well, there you go!

Answer 2

I met someone over the Internet. We had been chatting/talking on the phone for a few months. He finally asked me out and I was excited.

He seemed very nice and I'd seen his photo. He wasn't too bad looking, either!

Meeting him, he was NOTHING like his picture. He had a completely different hair color and had to have been at least 100 pounds more than what his picture revealed. Not to mention the fact that his hair was very "wild-looking" AND he even had a "unibrow thing" going. I was already distraught and disgusted looking at him! He completely repulsed me! Also, in MY opinion, he LIED abou his looks! That alone, I'm NOT looking for in a partner (a liar!)

Another odd thing, was when he took my coat, he placed it where I couldn't reach it. Why in the heck would ANYONE do THAT???


Shortly after we met, HE decided it was "okay" to put his hands all over me! OMG! It was humiliatng. When mentioning I was uncomfortable with it, he replied with, "Well, you told me on the phone that you were an affectionate person." MY reply to him was, "Yes, I AM, but only AFTER I get to know someone! I don't think a first date is appropriate. I'm NOT comfortable with this!" Even after that, I guess he didn't understand the word "NO!"

I was sort of getting scared of him AND not sure, but think he may have even drugged my drink (pop) b/c I'd gone to the bathroom and after I came back, I noticed some "white, powdery" stuff on the lid of my drink. Knowing I had used sweetner, I gave him the benefit of the doubt. After tasting the drink, I started feeling queezy and dizzy. (Yes, it COULD have been my imagination!)

I ended up calling my sister (thank God for "caller I D") and hung up. She called me right back and I had to pretend that an emergency came up with my family and had to go.

On my way out, a bottle of pills fell from his coat pocket. He claimed it was "Vitamin B" pills. Well, I don't know abuot you, but who just carries those things around? This sort of confirmed my suspicion of my pop being drugged!

Very glad to be "out of there", I thanked God for my safety!

When I got home, I wrote him an e-mail explaining why I didn't feel we were compatible. I never told him I was afraid of him, though, thinking that wouldn't be too wise. Even after THAT, he never really got my "message". He continued to call me, text me and e-mailing me, asking me out again. After blowing him off long enough, I think he FINALLY "figured it all out"!

So, there you have it - MY worst, BAAAAAAAAAAAD DATE!
Thanks for th opportunity to answer this question! I can't wait to read the other answers! Have a great night! : )

Answer 3

Iknow it sounds funny but the date whent so bad i crawled out of the bathroom window

Answer 4

Here's my worst...

My b/f at the time kept telling me he wanted to introduce me to his grandparents. So, one date, he keeps driving and driving and it's late at night, dark with almost no moon, and he's telling me, it's really going to mean alot for you to see my grandparents. I think we are on our way to meet them. Little did I know that we were. He pulls up to this graveyard, takes me to a tombstone, and says Here's my grandparents. He proceeds to walk me around the graveyard in the middle of the night, pointing out all of the dead relatives he WISHED I could have met. Needless to say, it didn't work out between us.

Answer 5

this wasnt me, but a friend of mine is kinda overweight(relly only like 15 lbs. overweihgt) but the point is out of the 32.5 (*.5-he stutterd) hes been rejected (20 in a hard way) of them all... then he asked this one super nice girl, and she said yes, and you know what- he didnt show up because his mom wouldnt drop him off... i had all these mixed emotion but they were all negitive- in short i was pssed so there....

Answer 6

A bad date is when your siamese twin is gay and you're not. He has a hot date tonight and you only have one butthole for both of you.....

Answer 7

on my first date with my current b/f, we ate chinese food and he got diarrhea and was sick all night.