A man is in a concrete basement. There are no doors or windows, the entire room is made of concrete... I guess it's just a concrete box. The man has absolutely NO assets at the moment, and no one is going to help him. How does he get out (assuming he can't break through the walls with his body.)?
Think creatively... this is a funny one and a lot of you are going to kill me I think (unless someone knows the answer, in which case, please don't spoil it for the rest of 'em)
2007-01-18 15:26:44 · 20 answers · asked by Steve 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My bad, not a basement, we'll just say it's a concrete box. There are no stairs. And no one will help him out of the box, end of story, he's on his own.
2007-01-18 15:32:52 · update #1
Ok, what part of BOX don't you people get? Box, as in six sided, he is ENSEALED. No stairs, just concrete.
Hint: you people with more creative writing capabilities will like it.
Everyone else is going to want to kill me ;)
2007-01-18 15:39:17 · update #2
e's got a hole in 'is pocket
2007-01-18 15:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't there supposed to be a table in this room too? That's the way I heard it, maybe its different...
Anyway, the way mine goes:
The man saw what he SAW. With this SAW he sawed the table in half. Two halves make a (w)hole. He exited through the hole.
2007-01-18 17:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by Custo Dian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steps:
1. First he "thinks" out of the box.
2. Theres a saying that goes - "if u think, u can"
3. So now that he is THINKING out of the box, he CAN be out of the box.
4. BINGO!! he is already out...
2007-01-18 16:19:26 · answer #3 · answered by TulipGirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He imagines he has a baseball bat and swings and misses 3 times at an imaginary baseball. 3 strikes and he's out.
2007-01-18 15:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello, it's a box. Take off the lid.
2007-01-19 09:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by Joy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he walks up the stairs and opens the door that he walked through to get into the basement?
2007-01-18 15:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by DOMINATUS 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. go back up the stairs??
2. he prays and prays to stan lee, and stan lee makes him the hulk so he can smash through walls.
3. he slowly starves to death and then the rats get at him.
2007-01-18 15:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hit his head on the wall till he knocks himself out?
2007-01-18 16:03:53 · answer #8 · answered by BuddyL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he jumps out the roof
i hope your going to post the answer
what if he thinks outside the box
2007-01-18 15:38:19 · answer #9 · answered by just bored 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
walk up the stairs
2007-01-18 15:33:58 · answer #10 · answered by singledad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. he will "think outside the BOX"
2. he will die and go to heaven, thus getting him out... spiritually, anyway.
3. he is *magic* and will teleport himself out
pick one.
2007-01-18 15:43:25 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋