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Anyone know the going rate for a soul? I'm in the market to buy and possibliy sell my own. Anyone have Satan's number? I drew a pentagram and sacrificed several small children but he didn't show! Well the souls in good condition I did have it refurbished after I got my soul back from Jesus, but no worries it's in perfect condition now.

2007-01-18 15:05:41 · 21 answers · asked by plferia 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Somehow, it's against Ebay's terms of service. I'd buy it, but I already have too many as it is.

2007-01-18 15:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by qamper 5 · 0 1

Jesus said i have not lost one not one.So even if you want to go with the devil and get tortured forever if you truly asked Jesus to come into your heart and were saved I'm sorry son your soul can not be sold.because Jesus paid the price by dying on the cross for you even if you hate yourself Jesus loves you.Jesus owns you not the devil and as far as that other stuff if you truly were saved it would never happen .You might be mad at God or lost your faith but there are angels with you right now i may be the only one that will ever have this much love and compassion for you to show you and tell you that Jesus loves you a trillion times more than you know and i do too

2007-01-18 15:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The ancient vedic scriptures say that you ARE the SOUL. You are not the body.

Your rate is that since you are the part and parcel of the Supreme you are invaluable to Him. So instead of selling it to some other soul you should seel it to the Supreme Soul. He wants you back.

You can go back to Him by chanting His holi names:

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare

If you want to know more just write to me.

2007-01-18 15:19:19 · answer #3 · answered by S D 2 · 0 1

Souls are incredibly cheap. When i was in High school, i had a soul purchasing venture, but no one really wanted anything for their soul. Just signed it away on a piece of paper and gave it to me all happy wappy. I was like, hmmmm this is kinda serious guys, sure you dont want anything? and know what? they didnt. So i took all their souls, and threw em in a ceramic jar, and burnt em. If you want, ill send you the standard soul taking form and you can sign yours over to me, but i dunno what im gonna do with it.

2007-01-19 00:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO.

Yes, you can sell your soul on Ebay. I believe the going rate is only a $100 though.

2007-01-18 15:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by Tlazohtzin 2 · 1 1

His cell phone number is: 666- got-hell. As to e-bay, you can sell anything there. Don't know the going rate, but I think it appreciates over time so you might want to hang onto it for a while longer. You might get a better price later.

2007-01-18 15:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 0 1

Many people have tried to sell their souls on eBay. But eBay usually shuts down these auctions long before anyone can win.

2007-01-18 15:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by solarius 7 · 1 1

Because you said "I got my soul back from Jesus... it's in perfect condition now," it makes your whole question irrelevant.

But I hear the going rate is about $666...

Just kidding. (sarcasm off)

G.B.
I don't hate you; I love you. I hate, I despise your ideas. HUGE, MAJOR difference.

2007-01-18 15:12:23 · answer #8 · answered by L-dog =) 3 · 0 1

It's not yours to sell.

Eze 18:4 Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die.

2007-01-18 15:10:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Sell it for two souls. Deal

2007-01-18 15:08:47 · answer #10 · answered by FAUUFDDaa 5 · 1 2

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