Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:......
Dave.............
..............you're a vet".
apparently I'm sick for thinking this is funny.. sorry.. to me it is funny.. gross, but very funny.. sorry if this offends you..
2007-01-18 14:55:19 · 6 answers · asked by nerdalicious_87 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard another joke like that once. Except Dave was a Catholic priest. Would the joke still be funny?
2007-01-18 14:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by St. Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-01-18 15:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THERE ARE LOTS OF JOKES ON HERE THAT ARE WORSE THAN THIS KEEP IT UP8/10
2007-01-18 19:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-18 15:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by singledad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, ~applauds for you makin this one up yourself~ Good one!
2007-01-21 14:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hihi...
2007-01-18 15:54:47 · answer #6 · answered by heartspiritdivine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋