My little brother is starting to get some good comebacks. I used to totally be able to stun him with the old "shut-up loser" Not anymore! He's cathing up in the cruel, cruel word of the 4th grade.... Ayway, I really need some comebacks, apropiate for 9 year old. Please help! I have a reputation to withhold, as his older, 6th gade sister. LOL I am also bored, no one cares, oh well.
2007-01-18 14:42:09 · 21 answers · asked by taco 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
Yeah, "Your mom" Isn't good because his mom is my mom..... Thanks, though!!
2007-01-18 14:49:04 · update #1
Ya know what? I don't give a care if you think I shoudl be "More mature" "Set an Exmple" If you aren't going to answer my question, don't post.
Haha ones that'll confuse (that'll be easy =) thanks!
2007-01-19 15:01:06 · update #2
Man, I love some of these. I'm an older sister too, eh. I always loved making weird comebacks that totally confused my younger brother. This is why "your mom" is a fabulous comeback. "You're adopted" is also a classic, of course.
Also try:
"Your face is such a mess, you really must stop using it to hammer in nails."
"When they were giving out brains, did you think they said 'grains' and respond 'make mine oatmeal!'"
"You really don't have to say anything to offend me. You offend me just by being in the area."
"I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now."
2007-01-18 18:39:24 · answer #1 · answered by Jade 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a minimum of i became born in a medical institution you've been born on your motor vehicle even as your dad became orderingpersistent-via at McDonalds. or you led to the tsunami because you probably did a cannonball off a cruise deliver or what you call a "diving board" in the indian ocean. or you led to the a photo voltaic eclipse reason you stood up. OR your so fat that in case you acquire a fur coat your length a species might want to be extinct. or you'll take in a pair pages for the yearbook,fatty. OR once you position on a yellow raincoat the youngsters yell right here comes the bus! OR each and anytime he calls you lightbulb head call him fatty.
2016-11-25 19:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smooth-move Exlax...
2007-01-18 17:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's easy! I always threatened to kiss my three brothers! Always worked especially in public! Or told them I would tell someone in their class that hated them that they wet the bed!
2007-01-18 17:29:09 · answer #4 · answered by amy_kiwee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get out a thesaurus. calling him a sophomoric small bit of fecal matter may help. just think of a normal comeback and find big words.
2007-01-18 14:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by triskaidekaphobia 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
how about being the better person and treat your brother with respect. If he was to die tomorrow would you want your last words to him to be "shut up loser"?
2007-01-18 21:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you could buy a boomerang to make a comeback...
or you could say that his IQ test came back negative.
2007-01-18 16:59:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell him you have a picture of him naked and will show it to his friends if he doesn't stop. Good old blackmail always works.
2007-01-19 03:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by silver rain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Build a bridge and get over it, i know u r but wut am i, oh im sorry i never new u felt that way about urself,Boomerang back at u,im sorry about ur girlfriend, can u look something up for me?Stupid. Ur name will b there, were u talking to me, say wut, oh no u di'n't
~Good luck
2007-01-21 14:16:53 · answer #9 · answered by yasmin a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As his older sister one would THINK you'd be more mature than he...guess one would be wrong about that huh?
2007-01-18 18:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋