Tarzan smart..............?

Question

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said,
"Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground, and spread her legs.
"Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for squirrels."

Answer 1

Wow. Me wish were Tarzan. Lucky dummy.
I wonder what happened to him that made him check for squirrels every time he f***** the trees.

Answer 2

Hey, u can't blame Tarzan for taking precautions aright.

I've heard a Tarzan joke some time ago.

One day Tarzan was on his routine jungle walk. To his surprise, there wasn't a single animal in sight. So, he kept on looking until he heard some noise coming from a lake.

As he reached the lake, he noticed all the animals were having a water party. Tarzan, being one of the forest creatures, quickly took off his clothes and jumped into the water.

The animals that saw him started to burst into laughter. Annoyed, Tarzan demanded to know what was so funny.

The hippo answered, "YOU KNOW WHAT, WE ALL GOT OUR TAILS AT THE BACK. BUT U GOT YOURS IN THE FRONT!".

Answer 3

WOW poor Jane 8/10

Answer 4

must have scars on his thingy from the squirrels

Answer 5

lol, good one

Answer 6

.....jane's... kinda ....slutty.