If you were a evil genius how would you go about ruling the world?

Answer 1

Well firstly, i would gett all the dirt i can on bill gates, and as many powerfull political leaders, and milionaires as possible. I would blackmail them into allowing me to use their resources.

Little by little take over big tobacco, alchohol, firearms, fast food, and oil companies and industries, with the money from the others.

Cut off supplies, food, and other vital needs from american people if they refuse to bow down before me.

Take the rest of the countries and reigh supreme as dictator.

Imbed a radio-bracelet into every human over the age of one's wrist.

create a "collectivist" society, and over time make people think and brain wash them into beleiving that all the work thy do id for the group, and people as one.

(think like "anthem" from Ayn Rand) It will SEEM colectivist to them, and everyone will think i did wonderfull things for the world. but in reality, im the one who is truely in control of everything.

And Thats about it. Im only 14, i still have a while to bufff the edges and straighten my plan out a bit, but there is the rough draft for you. what do you think?

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Answer 2

1. Get Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump to cause a distraction.
2. Elevate the temperature of the earth to allow yeast to mutate and turn all fresh water into wine.
3. Have the Mormons and Baptists fight and eliminate each other so that everyone will drink the rivers dry.
4. Put reruns of MASH, Andy of Mayberry, the Waltons, Rose Bowl Parade Reruns, Mister Rodgers, and Gilligan's Island on every channel to pacify the drunken population.
5. Replace the beef at fast food places with LSD spiked tofu.
6. Drive the tobacco industry out of business and replace tobacco with home grown weed.
7. Keep the population distracted with mindless sporting events such as automobiles driving in circles or guys dressed in their underwear running around a court grabbing at each other while trying to capture a head sized ball.
8. Initiate the Tower of babel Syndrome by allowing multilingualism in all countries so that nobody knows what is going on. If legal immigration isn't fast enough fool people into illegally enter foreign countries.
9. Develop a dot sex domain on the Internet to help work dodgers become even more distracted.
10. Create a genetically engineered race of humanoids to rule all of the countries of the world and create taxes to support my empire. Make sure that they can never develop anything more than a rudimentary form of intelligence so they can be no threat. Call them liberals.

Answer 3

I would have burger king run everything then the people would just keep eating themselves into food comas and I could do whatever I wanted.I would hold press conferences in casinos so I didnt have to miss out on any action for the World Poker tournament, I would smoke weed in the white house.Id basicly be a bad person if I was an Evil genius.It would be a party.

Answer 4

I'd start a religious war in the Middle East between two religious
sects.But before that I'd slam planes into buildings in New York
and elsewhere then hope they blamed the wrong guy.The big problem I would have though is that I might have a barren world to rule.You see the problem is what to do about all those nuclear weapons that would certainly be fired.Who wants to rule a flatten burnt rock.

Answer 5

If I were, which I AM NOT.........I would create a new world order, that would create a super class of humans who were intelligent, smart, nice, strong, and fearless, and they would rule in the new world order kingdom. Then everyone else, would be servants to the upper class, and they would not be killed off plainly, but slowly under a working class environment and expensive healthcare costs, and low wages. I wouldn't torture them, but their lives would be miserable and degrading. The police or militia for this kingdom would be the most powerful force this world has ever seen. Hey you know what, it sounds like whats going on now! I'm outa here!

Answer 6

I'd appoint Pinky as my Second in Command and The Brain as his Chief of Staff.

Answer 7

fake a national disaster fake an enemy, make the people in your country fear for their life, so they are more than willing to give up the rights the have always had to help you catch the "enemy" invade resource rich country's, and do your best to start ww3, wait... I'm to late someone beat me to this plan

Answer 8

good question, I would gain control of their monetary system then their news media T,V, etc, then infiltrate their political system and have laws passed to protect me and make the people I have enslaved think they are free, hey, it has been very successful for the Zionist, it has worked perfectly, no matter how smart you are you can't improve on perfection,

Answer 9

Kidnap Bill Gates and his checkbook.

Answer 10

I would go to Yahoo answers and see if I could get any ideas.