Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city. They decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie, with their ten-year-old son around, was to get him to report on neighborhood activities from the balcony. They thought that spying would happily distract him for an hour or so.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
Then, "An ambulance just drove by."
A few more moments passed and he called, "Looks like the Andersons have company."
And then, "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are screwing."
Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
2007-01-18 14:29:05 · 10 answers · asked by nerdalicious_87 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahh.. such a classic.
2007-01-18 14:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-18 14:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he knew what was going on 9/10
2007-01-18 20:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah - funny
2007-01-18 15:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Dancer101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart kid good joke
2007-01-18 14:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by beatyfabolus67678589 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hecka funny
2007-01-18 14:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-18 15:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by it's me, julie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!
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2007-01-18 16:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by InstructNut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my.... hilarious!!
2007-01-18 14:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by M N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!!!!! :D
2007-01-18 14:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋