Medical advice needed. I feel like I am turning into a volcano?

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Recently I started experiencing rumbling in my stomach. Shortly thereafter, lava started pouring out of my mouth. Am I turning into a volcano?

2007-01-18 14:26:40 · 5 answers · asked by Jennifer S 4 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases

Yes. You are. You are one hot magma.

2007-01-18 14:35:54 · answer #1 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋

No. You're just bored. Find a hobby other than making up silly questions.

2007-01-18 14:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋

Man, where's the thumbs down button when we really need it.

2007-01-18 14:31:22 · answer #3 · answered by cldb730 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋

SEE A DOCTOR

2007-01-18 15:12:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Well, it's either menopause, or you're possessed.

2007-01-18 14:35:32 · answer #5 · answered by kids and cats 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋