One day Satan was complaining to GOD that he gave Jesus too much power and control, while not allowing him enough, So GOD said "Ok I will let you two have a contest and whoever wins can have control of Earth."
Both agree and decide that they will compete on computers.
SO, they build web pages, send e-mails, create documents and everything else you need to do on the computer.
All of a sudden a thunderstorm comes through and knocks out power for several hours, when the power comes back on Jesus and Satan turn their computers back on and check back on their work and everything Jesus did was still there and everything Satan did was gone. Satan starts yelling and screaming that it was fixed and he lost unfairly. GOD looked at him and said
" It was not fixed at all... Jesus saves"
2007-01-18 14:08:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny, and a nice big kick in Satan's posterior.
God bless.
2007-01-18 14:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jocularity Jocularity.
2007-01-18 14:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting long in the tooth now.....6/10
2007-01-18 14:25:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-24 05:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's when the Devil created Yahoo Answers remover nazis
2007-01-18 14:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by Icefire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you could condense that into a couple of sentences...it would make a great bumpersticker. :)
2007-01-18 14:13:51 · answer #6 · answered by alybr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dumb of me not to get it the first time.
Nice one lol!
2007-01-18 14:58:58 · answer #7 · answered by Bookmark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.. that was a good one, I've never heard that one before.. it was cute.. i love jokes like these..
2007-01-18 14:31:27 · answer #8 · answered by nerdalicious_87 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
total true and sort of an analogy
2007-01-18 14:13:21 · answer #9 · answered by beatyfabolus67678589 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got a chuckle here, even though i disagree, heh
2007-01-18 14:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by nonameshallbehere 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋