OK so I got a friend that had to work offshore for 30 days and he has this pet monkey. I cant believe I said I would take care of it. It has already broke up him and his girlfriend but I already said I would do it. It hasnt been 7 days until I am going out of my mind. That dang ole monkey was into everything and craping everywhere. Dang varmit tried to bite me everytime I tried to put in itto its carrying cage so hell I just let it go crazy on the curtain rods and everywhere and started counting the days until Rusty came home to take it off my hands. Wouldnt you know it that little sh*t ran out the door this morning when I got up to get a ciggarette from my truck. I was in my boxers but I chase and it ran right out into the street and a car ran over it. My question do you think it would be any good to eat? I mean its already dead and all and I thought I saw where some people eat monkeys. Maybe grille it? I got it in the freezer now but it seems like justice if I could eat it?
2007-01-18 14:00:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
I thought I saw on a show like discovery that some people eat monkeys. I got to bury it anyway I just hought I may as well dress it out and cook it but I don't want to posion myself or anything. Its only about 4 or 5 pounds.
2007-01-18 14:12:23 · update #1
Lord I dont want to eat any dang ole brains. I though maybe grilled or maybe even smoked.
2007-01-18 14:13:35 · update #2
Well, I must say you are very creative. You actually had me going until you said you wanted to eat it! Funny story though.
2007-01-18 14:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by brocsangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get real mister. This only happens to Lucy and Ethel. And monkey brains are considered a delicacy in some oriental countries.
2007-01-18 22:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by Diana P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What in the world is wrong with you??!
People don't eat monkeys!!
Ps. lol, that's a hilarious story!!!
2007-01-18 22:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by riddlemethis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tastes like chicken!
2007-01-18 22:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell, it's worth a shot. lemme know how that goes....
2007-01-18 22:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by authentic_nikchik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think your the friend with the monkey have you been spankin your monkey again shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and put your pants back on too lol
2007-01-18 23:08:25 · answer #6 · answered by starglowshady 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no wonder ppl call you dumb!!
learn how to spell
varmit=varmint
and wats a grille?
2007-01-18 22:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ms.peREz?♥ 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋