Drug Test Help?

Question

I dont smoke pot, however a freind got me to share a joint with him the other night and If I weren't drinking I never would have tried it. I took about 5 hits. thats its. I am expecting a job offer Monday and know that it will require a drug test

Im 5'5" and weigh 90 lbs. what can i do to pass this test.? Please help. Im really need this job and what I did was dumb and certainly bad timing. I didnt even like it.

Answer 1

it takes 30 days for it to leave your system.......u dont need to be drinking or smoking pot being so unser weight u should have been eating but i know that most jobs now test foor all kinds of thingncluding medicine for cleansing s dont be suprised if it comes back with a breakdown of everything u consumed

Answer 2

It will stay in your body for 30 days. Depending on how sensitive the test is .. it could find it in your urine for the first 7 to 30 days after that. A hair sample will show it for up to 90 days. I would call an Army Recruiter on the phone and tell them I was interested in joining .. (give them a fake name .. etc. .. ) tell them you have smoked a joint in the past week and are afraid of not passing the test for the military .. they will tell you what to drink to fake out the test. I don't know how to do it .. but under-cover camera people checked it out .. and recruters for the Army will tell you Anything you need to know to get past the test. They are desperate for people. Good Luck ! (No. This is NOT a joke).
PS.. They have you piss in a sterile cup. People telling you to use someone else's urine does not always work these days .. as some companies will first check the temperature of the urine before they test it .. if it is "cool" .. then they know it is not yours.

Answer 3

If you can put the drug test off for a couple of weeks it wouldn't even show up. It was only a small amount of pot and it won't take your body long to get rid of it all - probably around 3 weeks.
The other option is to take a urine sample from a friend of the same gender (very important). Take it in a small sealed glass jar (like a baby food jar) and heat it slightly with a cigarette lighter before you pour it in the cup so it looks warm enough to have come freshly out of you.

Answer 4

Cannabinoids detection time-urinalysis
Light smoker or acute dosage 1-3 days
Moderate use (4x / week) 3-5 days
Heavy smoker (daily) 10 days
Heavy, chronic use (5+ joints/day) 10-21+ days
Oral ingestion 1-5 days
Passive inhalation . In general, routine passive exposure to marijuana smoke will not result in a positive result for carboxy-THC. Only under unrealistic conditions, a person may test positive for carboxy-THC, but concentrations are generally below the routine cut off levels.

Answer 5

Go to a vitamin store and get some "Goldenseal" tablets. This supposedly helps to flush out the crap.

Then drink a lot of water, eat the Goldenseal pills, and pee a lot, as much as possible, every day before the test.

You can eliminate MASSIVE pot smoking evidence with only two days of doing this, I know because I worked with a guy who smoked and got tested "randomly" as part of his probabion. He had it figured out that with two days notice he could clean his pee up with the Goldenseal & Chug-a-lug routine.


I passed a drug test on 3 days notice!!! And I was smoking dope every day at the time.


Warning: You can kill yourself by drinking too much water!!!! If you're going to do this, use Gatorade jugs instead of water. That way you won't end up dead from "water asphyxia". Or whatever they call that....Look it up! Somebody just died this week chugging water for a Radio station prank.


Good luck. If I did it, so can you!

Answer 6

First is the flushing of your system.
Drink plenty of liquids.
Second is getting enough junk into your system to have something show up in the test.
A system that is to clean is as bad as a system that is dirty. If you drink plenty of soda and eat a lot of water soluble vitamins. You will give a clean test that won't set off any alarms. Try and eat the water soluble vitamins one hour before the test.
Excess water soluble vitamins will be expelled in your pee. Giving the appearance of a good morning pee.
Don't exercise as THC is stored in your fat cells.

Answer 7

Listen Sweet Heart I know first hand all you have to do is drink plenty of water and keep using that bathroom. DO NOT DRINK TOO MUCH WATER you can die of water intoxication. But water and Cranberry juice will do the trick.
I know someone that is on Parole and smokes weed. All the do is drink a lot of water the day before and the day of their urine test and they pass with flying colors.
So water and cranberry juice is the trick but remember DO NOT DRINK TOO MUCH.
A lady just recntly passed of water intoxication.

Answer 8

Sorry the pot will be in your system when you get the test. There is nothing you can do now as far as detoxing yourself at this point. I don't condone this, but the only thing you can do is use somone else's "clean" urine for the test. However, they don't allow purses or bags in the bathroom and they might search you.

Answer 9

yeah good luck cause no matter what u do ur gonna fail. DONT SMOKE POT B4 A DRUG TEST U DUMMY, CAUSE IT STAYS IN UR SYSTEM FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS. just by being in the same room as ur friend thats smoking u can test positive.

Answer 10

Drink lots of water and go to the drug store and get some niacin. Or go to a health food store. If there are any "head" shops in your area, they sell something that cleans you out too. Luckily you aren't fat, or it wouldn't work. THC (from the pot) stores in fat cells.