Hysterical. A doctor is making his rounds at the hospital he works at early morning. A nurse walks by and notices that there is a rectal thermometer behind his ear. The nurse walks up to him and informs him of this, to which he replies, "D@mn, some @$$h0le must have my pen!"
2007-01-18 13:38:07 · 71 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8 out of 10
2007-01-18 13:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by livvie locke vampire princess 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-20 02:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-01-18 13:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hah! 9/10.
Made me laugh for the first time today. Congratulations! =D
2007-01-18 13:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-01-26 02:04:27 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2007-01-25 11:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by zad813 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hedgy is going to run onto the main road. LOL
2007-01-18 22:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL pretty funny :D. I'm gonna tell this one 2 my friends 4 sure 2morrow
2007-01-18 13:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by Carolinii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might have years ago, but I cant remember that far back
new jokes seem to be like new songs...few and far between
2007-01-26 09:30:17 · answer #9 · answered by thesingist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha joke from work no doubt, can answer its seems, no more email credit,
any chance of a signed nude photo?
i aint even touch me thing for three weeks an your naught comments have really got me going, i think this is your little pervy thing, winding up blokes, yeah, your a feminist and probably a dyke!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha
up your bum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-18 13:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋