OK, I keep getting these really suspicious emails from a banana who says that he will recruit his fellow banana warriors and take over the earth using their advanced weapons. I am really starting to get scared..... now I am considering changing my email and moving!!!! What should I do? Should we get an army together and build advanced weapons ourselves??? People, this world will go into panic if they find out banana warriors are planning to cause human destruction and destroy all of mankind or make us their banana slaves!!! Our we all doomed?? What should we do? And I am totally serious!!!
2007-01-18 12:54:07 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ misschels ♥ 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
This really makes me want to go out and get a banana split!
2007-01-18 13:04:08 · update #1
HA!!!! Try to tell the public about MY plans, do you? Well, you'd better get an army together now, because my banana warriors will destroy all of you idiots!!!! We have the most ADVANCED placement weapons, and our bombs can destroy a whole country!!!! YA!!!! We will be coming soon, so let's hope at least your smart enough to start preparing now!!!
Die all you FOOLS!!!
The bananas will RULE!!!
2007-01-18 13:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Banana 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If the fruit of the musa paradisiaca plant are going to take over the world, what good would it do to change your e-mail and move??? Sounds like somebody has one foot in the nuthouse and the other on a banana peel, hmm?
2007-01-18 21:04:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's most likely spam, some crazy guy, or something like that. See if you can get the Yahoo! guys to check into it or see if they can block his e-mails from being sent to your account. Also, e-mail whatever website his e-mail address is and see if they can do something about him.
There are no banana warriors or anything of the sort. Trust me. If there were, we would be eating them right now.
2007-01-18 21:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by George 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how are bananas going to take over the world they cant
whoever is sending those messsages has no life and is just annoying
2007-01-18 21:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by kingmmk@ameritech.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think we need to worry about them, we can just threaten to make them into Hot Fudge Sundays, that'll scare them off!
2007-01-18 21:02:32 · answer #5 · answered by Captivated 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take your medication with food and water not alcohol.
2007-01-18 21:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by dwams57 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should go back to your padded room and ask for some more Zoloft.
2007-01-18 21:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by Daniel J 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Never fear. I will call out my kumquat guard and repel them.
2007-01-18 21:09:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG im getting the same emails!!!!!!!!!! wat a jerk!!!!!!!!!!!! i tried changing my e mail but he found me again!!!!!!!!!!!! get everyone out of iraq and into banana planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! were running out of time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2007-01-21 16:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥bambii_xoxo♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o would just hide until they turn all black and mushy then they will fall over and rot..............dont worry too much
and please please UP your meds soon
2007-01-18 21:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by candy g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋