The pig fell in the dirt
2007-01-18 12:53:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow, that is the dirtiest joke I've ever heard, you are a very dirty boy.. you should go take a shower your so dirty..
2007-01-18 12:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!
What don't people get?
It is a DIRTY joke.
The pig fell in the DIRT!
Therefore, he is DIRTY.
Get it?
DIRTY JOKE!
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2007-01-18 14:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was beautiful!!! I get it too...dirt is dirty, so its a dirty joke. Very Funny In a Way...!!! :)
2007-01-18 12:57:09 · answer #3 · answered by PenguinLuver 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eheheheheehhaahahahah the pid fell in the dirt tht is rich lik a piece of chacolate
2007-01-18 13:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny and dirty! 10/10!
2007-01-18 13:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jocularity! Jocularity!
2007-01-18 14:23:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best dirty joke I have heard, good job
2007-01-18 12:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-07 22:50:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same pig that you eventually cook?
2007-01-18 12:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by Space Cadet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A reflection of your intellect....thanks for the two points.
2007-01-20 15:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by Poptart 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋