2007-01-18 12:43:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The answer has to do with the relation between mass and gravity. The earth's mass produces a gravitational field. As such, the last drop must fall in your past, as eloquently described by Sir Issaac Newton. Newton was also incontinent and lots of drops fell in his pants as well. Eintein's theories modified Newtonian theory significantly with the perhaps best known E - mc2. This theory meant that if you watched a person, traveling at the speed of light, the drops in his pants would actually increase in mass, if in fact the drop was traveling at light speed! I
2007-01-18 12:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by ciscoan 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It's called a teardrop, because once you let that animal out, it's free and yearns to breathe in the fresh air that is the urinal's atmosphere. But of course, you yank it back in, and it becomes sad, so it cries. It may not cry a river, but it does a cry a teardrop...
...which is why you have to tame it. Try taking it to an obedience school
2007-01-18 12:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Space Cadet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shake And Dance
2017-02-27 09:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Luck!
2007-01-18 14:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the muscles pushing your urine out relax...it's due to humans being taught to "go pee" instead of just lettin' it flow.
oh, and becaus eof pants, too.
2007-01-18 12:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by OGAMI1972 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To remind you that your unit always has the last word. Don't get pissed. Urine good company.
2007-01-18 12:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by Commander 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
whoever you believe controls our fate has a sense of humor
2007-01-18 12:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by diggerml 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its to small for you you should squat when you tinkle and dont forget to wip no one likes a stinky beaver
2007-01-18 13:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by Lil_Ron 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BECAUSE IT CAN!
2007-01-18 12:47:51 · answer #9 · answered by Me2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the last drop of wat??
2007-01-18 12:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋