what if this happen to you..........?????????

Question

if you started taking a dump and you found out that you are out of toilet paper what would you do?? 10 pts for the best answer.

Answer 1

This is funny, you get a gold star for the question.

(1) yell for my wife to bring me a roll
(2) use a wash cloth and into the trash (hope my wife doesn't see it)
(3) I have jumped in the shower before
(4) no one home? hobble out to the dinning room and steal the paper towels off the table. (must remember to put them back before my wife comes home. Heeheehee)

Answer 2

1. Scream for someone to give you some toilet paper.
2. Use a magazine if one is beside you.
3. Use a Kleenex if one is beside you.
3. Use your hand, and wash it after.
4. Use a wash cloth, then throw it in the laundry.
5. Use a sock, then throw it out, or throw it in the laundry.
6. You don't.
7. If no one is home, or if you wrap a towel aroung you, you leave the toilet, and go to a different bathroom, if you have one, and take some toilet paper from there.
8. You make sure there is toilet paper in the bathroom before you use it.
9. You take a bath, right after you use the bathroom.
10. Sometimes, if it's hard enough, you wont need to wipe it afterwards. Hope it will be a hard one.

Answer 3

I would crawl into the stall next to me get the toilet paper throw it away and be a man by using my hand.

Answer 4

depends where ur taking a dump... when im at home and that happens and no one is home i get out the bathroom and run to the closet get some toilet paper.... if someone is there i call whoever is around and tell them... im taking a big a$$ sh*t and theres no paper to get me some...LOL

Answer 5

use water? ask the person next to u for their toilet paper? if at home find some? thats a funny question..

Answer 6

scream till someone gets home
or just use ur older brother's towel and put it back with out him realizing u used it until he goes 2 take a shower he he he, I know I'm an evil little sister,

Answer 7

1st. I'd yell for someone to bring a roll of toilet paper.
2nd. I'd use a washcloth.
3rd. I'd take Shower.

If all else fells. I guess I'd just be stuck with sh!t on my azz! lol
*Smiles* ♥

Answer 8

hasn't anyone ever seen The Pest?.. everyone should know you use your socks, i mean they are cotton, so it's gonna be soft, and you can always buy new socks, just better hope you don't have athletes foot, or else that would be a bad idea..

Answer 9

Dad (crapping in the bathroom at home): hellooooooo? is anyone there? we're all out of toilet paper! helloooooo? can someone get me some?..............alright i hope everyone read my column

Answer 10

i would ask some one to bring me the tissue instead of getting up but if you were still dumping dont get up at ALL or you would STINk