A woman decide to buy a parrot. it cost $50. the salesclerck says its cheaper because it used to live at a horehouse and knows some vulgar language. she buys it anyway. she bring it hame and it says " new home, new madame" the woman's daughters come in and the parrot says "new home, new madame, new whores" they decide to laugh that one off. the woman's husband, ray, comes in and the parrot says " new home, new whores, old costomers. hey ray."
2007-01-18 12:13:19 · 7 answers · asked by star42430 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,,,thats real funny, hmm that gives me an idea...?
2007-01-18 12:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHHHHhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, HHHhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa.... thats funny!!!!
2007-01-18 12:22:34 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-18 12:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha (it is not necessary to say the name of the husband the first time :-)
2007-01-18 12:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by hobson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard a different version of this joke!
funny
2007-01-18 12:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by Dancer101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!! the parrot ratted him out!!!!
2007-01-18 12:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2, cause its old.
2007-01-18 12:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by e_schwag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋