I would like to hear some good, clean, Christian jokes. Does anyone know any?
2007-01-18 12:10:12 · 4 answers · asked by JACQUELINE T 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A child came home Sunday School and told his mother he had learned a new song about a crossed-eye bear named Gladly.
It took his mother a while before she realized that the hymn was really......Gladly The Cross I Bear.
A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on there way to church service, And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? One bright little girl replied, Because people are sleeping!
One day god was looking down on the earth and saw all the evil that was going on.
he decided to send an angel down to earth and check it all out so he called on a female angel and sent her to earth for some time.
When she returned she told god, Yes its bad on earth, 95% are bad and 5% are good.
Well, He thought for a moment and said maybe i had better send down a male angel. To get both points of view. So god called upon a male angel and sent him down to earth for some time.
When the angel returned he went to god and said yes the earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.
God said this was not good. He would send a letter to the 5% that were good and encourage them, something to help them keep going. Do you know what that letter said?
OH, You didn't get one either?
2007-01-19 00:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
there was a priest everyone in the church seemed to commit adultery so he said he was tired of using the word adultery instead of using adultery the people used fallen the preist moved on so there was a new priest every one said they had fallen he didnt get it so it went and told the mayor that they should really fixed the side walks becuz the mayors wife fell three
2007-01-18 21:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by $$Mrs.Harvey$$ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Lion goes up to the little bird and says "WHO'S THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?" The little bird shakes and says "You are, oh mighty one."
The Lion goes up to the Zebra and says "WHO'S THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?" The Zebra shakes and says "You are, oh mighty one."
The Lion goes up to the Elephant and says "WHO'S THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?" The elephant grabs the Lion with his trunk, shakes him up and down and throws the Lion up against a tree.
The Lion shakes his head and says "gee wizz just cause you don't know the answer you don't have to get mad about it."
2007-01-18 20:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by R M 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
this is the greatest joke of all time.
God lives.
2007-01-18 20:20:02 · answer #4 · answered by dirtyoldman 4 · 1⤊ 7⤋