Are Patients understood ?

Question

I was visiting my friend in hospital who was having a minor op. Next to us I could see a man who was wired up to all the machines and had a oxygen mask on. He kept asking this trainee nurse. Are my testicals black ? are my testicals black. I could hear the nurse saying calm down to him. After a few minutes he said it again and again. The nurse was looking worried and said hang on I will go and get someone to speak with you. A few minutes later the nurse came back with a staff nurse. The staff nurse said whats up here ? The man said it again. So the staff nurse said I don't know lets have a look. So she pulled up his gown and grabbed his testicals to examin them. Again he said: Are my testicals black ? She said no they look fine all pink and healthy whilst still holding them. Look said the staff nurse if you don't believe me I'll show you. So she said to to the nurse tilt his head up. The man looked down and pulled his mask off and said: Are my test results back !!!!

Answer 1

lol, HILARIOUS and very unique i ♥ it

Answer 2

5

Answer 3

sure. Being a mom makes me that way. I see any such tremendous type of alterations and unique traits in my babies. Guiding them by existence and gaining understanding of about them as human beings has made me extra affected man or woman and understanding. better than I ever dreamed became plausible.

Answer 4

omg must listen to my patients more closely wouldn't want to make that mistake lol

Answer 5

I guess that answers his question they are not back because they never left.

Answer 6

That was funny, i've never heard that before.

Answer 7

sssssooooooooooooooooooo old. the short version was better..

Answer 8

nice joke

Answer 9

so old its ancient