A U.S. Marine squad was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon
an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The
Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the
squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine
reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and
coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took
cover in the ditches along the road."I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is
a miserable lowlife, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a
good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk." "So I said that Osama Bin
Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, ugly, mean-spirited lesbian! He
retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton! "And, there
we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us!!!
2007-01-18 12:05:04 · 4 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
While it's not funny at all that we are at war with others, I really did find this to be quite funny. Way to go. I'm not even political but that was good.
2007-01-18 12:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by Me2 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a good rating.
2007-01-18 12:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by bob d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that was FUNNY
2007-01-18 12:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's cool.
2007-01-18 12:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by talofa lava 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋