Extreme Datings Joke?

Question

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her
goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over
and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but
only
in the missionary position.



IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk
and
have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk
and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind
drunk and have sex.



ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and
an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and
her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to
marry you & insists on a 3-carat
ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5
kids
together & hate the thought of
having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a
Mistress.



JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great
head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry
her and never get head again.



CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an
expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more
expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.

Third date: You don't even get to the
third date and you've already realized
nothing is ever going to happen.



INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the
wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.



BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real
expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her
girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone
other than you.



MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive
dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week
later, her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her
brother, all of their kids, her
grandma,
her father's girlfriend's mother, her
two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
and his three kids move in and you live
on rice and beans for the rest of
your life in your home that used to be
nice, but now looks like a home along
the Tijuana strip.



ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers,
Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community
finds out.

Second Date: Guy is shot dead.

No third date

Answer 1

hilarious!!!!!

Answer 2

Hahahaha ROFLMAO 10/10

Answer 3

Thank god she WORE them living house. jogs my memory, I gotta clean out my handbag. hi?!?!?!?! Which one among you adult men has my bra? Greg? Pete? Don? Richard? Tom? Mary (oops)? Edward?John? Dan? Iggwad? Elwood? Sam? c'mon you adult men this isn't humorous...Rick? the total seventh fleet? invoice?.... Peace.

Answer 4

way too funny. And it touched all bases so nobody could bit**. That was great.

Answer 5

thats weird

Answer 6

lol, that really FUNNY! i loved them. a must tell

Answer 7

wahahaha! didnt no about chinese women before

Answer 8

and the point is? nah j/k that was funny!!!!!

Answer 9

lol funny what about bi racial ppl though?

Answer 10

ha ha ha! awesome! :)